Office Elvis

So here's the deal. Yesterday afternoon I was informed that I would be doing Elvis next Friday at our Sales Rep dinner. Um...No! It seems I was duped into saying I would be him next time our Rep training came around. Wait, all the sudden my mind is getting fuzzy, losing all recollection of memory...Where am I? Well...I am not going to be doing Elvis this year, Whew, but boy was I made to feel guilty about it. I told them I needed to attend some of these dinners first (well, actually I only said I needed to attend one, but I meant several) to see what they were about. After all there are still a lot of people here I don't know very well, or at all, for that matter and if you know me, it usually takes a little while for me to get warmed up to someone before I just start acting crazy. I used all these excuses so maybe they will lay off for a while. I mean...I really don't do a good Elvis anyway, in fact, I never even liked Elvis (ducking for cover from all middle-aged people reading this). Okay, well, so I can do the lip thing, but that's about it! A lot of people don't know my name here, and the last thing I want to be known as around here is "the guy who did the Elvis impersonation", or silently known as, "the guy who did the BAD Elvis impersonation"

Anyway, this was really a pointless blog to get this off my chest. There, I feel better. I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonitt, people like me. Have a great Wednesday.

Thank ya, Thank ya very much.